illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa


bleakparadise:

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name

I like queen bitch

(Source: gloomyteens)

forever:

thepizzabenethmywings:

forever:

is it socially acceptable to go up to an attractive person and congratulate them on their genetics

yes, just don’t say you want to jump on all their junk

thank u for the wonderful advice


hospital-forr-souls:

not-photogenic:

is nobody going to talk about josh peck’s vines

holy shit

(Source: howidiotic)

neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”


(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)